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Range Rover vs Tank

MrColionNoir — Tue, 14 May 2013 13:53:11 +0000

I am that guy that says truck when he actually means SUV. I got to be honest, I am not a huge Range Rover Sport fan, but the Range Rover full size makes my underpants tingle (So does the Ford Raptor). Say what you want about the Range Rover you wont find a better balance of luxury, comfort and practicality.

If you’re not a top gear fan you are doing yourself a huge disservice and if you’re a gun nut but not a car nut you just don’t make sense as a person. I’ve always liken cars to guns and vice versa. If you’re not a Jeremy Clarkson fan I get it. However, I am huge Clarkson fan and his analogies are bar none the best in the business.

So here we are on the start line: Goliath and David… Beckham.

- Jeremy Clarkson

The idea of watching a Range Rover vs Tank video instantly sends me into little kid mode. Watching that little Range Rover Sport dance around trying to out maneuver a Challenger Tank was simply beautiful and of course Jeremy Clarkson never fails to entertain with his witty commentary.

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Manny Pacquiao Fires Heavy Weaponry In Mexico

MrColionNoir — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 16:44:45 +0000

Came across this video on The Gun Wire while doing my daily blog Roll. Considering the war zone that is certain parts of Mexico, Manny had to be taken under heavy police escort just to go “bang bang”. It begs the question, would you keep shooting if you had to go to gun range under heavy police escort every time you wanted to shoot…. Hell yeah!

Check out the full video here.

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Thank You Sweet Baby Jesus for Michelle Viscusi

MrColionNoir — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 21:11:57 +0000

Michelle Viscusi is officially a member of Team Glock and 80% of the reason she is because she’s hot. I know tit (Freudian Slip), she knows it, Glock knows it, and so does Jesus, but none of us really care. Finally, a member of team Glock who we can enjoy looking at without feeling like you’re looking at your little sister

(Tori Nonaka Anyone).

Considering what we have to lust over in the gun world that breathes, Michelle is a breath of fresh air, but even outside of the gun world she’s baaaaad, and if you can’t see that Frank Ocean is having a slumber party you should probably attend. Speaking of Frank Ocean, i’m listening to Pyramid as I write this post with a picture of Michelle on my desktop, so it’s probably facilitating the thirst of this post.

Though I believe she gets the recognition she does in the gun community because she’s a dime in a community filled with pennies a few nickels and a couple of other dimes, doesn’t mean she can’t shoot. I’m sure she shoots better than I do and most of the people reading this.

Pic Courtesy of: http://vuurwapenblog.com/

I honestly don’t care how well she shoots as long as she keeps shooting and truly enjoys it. I am just glad she’s representing our community and looks the way she does doing it. I never apologize for being a man and I don’t think a woman should apologize for the way she looks. Michelle actually being able to shoot well is simply icing on the cake.

I will say this, some of her pictures are typical gun model cheesy type pics and I am not a huge fan of that type of gun porn, but i’ll let her make it for now.

As much respect as I have for the man, Chris Costa and his beard is not my idea of Gun Porn.

Check this Article out to learn more about Michelle Viscusi.

Check our her youtube channel too see if she can really shoot.

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I Want A Draco SBR & You Should Too

MrColionNoir — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 05:18:31 +0000

I’ve always liked the idea of an SBR #OperatorLife. More specifically, I am obsessed with wield-ability when it comes to rifles. I can’t think of a better feeling than a rifle that in your hands wields perfectly, especially when I am doing high risk entries in the Hamptons #Sarcasm. I tend to liken wield-ability to traction control on a sports car.

Knowing that traction control is engaged gives you the kind of confidence to push the cars limits not unlike the confidence you get after watching a martial arts movie. With out fail in the time it takes to walk back to your car you’ve become Jet Li. That’s what the wield-ability of an SBR or a 14.5 AR does for me. Having a rifle/carbine that you can wield perfectly tends to generate an organic attachment to that rifle and it becomes yours, not b***ch better have my money yours, but like those worn and torn favorite pair of jeans yours.

Don’t get me wrong, I love my Aresenal SGL-21 but a Draco SBR done right takes the sexy factor to a whole different level (I refuse to say second kind of cool).

For some reason I am not moved by AR platform SBRs. Now, the 14.5 length AR is a different story that I will address in a different post. The Draco SBR just does it for me, so I think it’s time to put together that revocable trust and get my SBR on. Matter of fact, I think ill send it off to Owen over at Snake Hound Machine and get him to freak it out because that dude is a beast with the AKs.

Until then drool…

or Die if you don’t agree with me #Sarcasm

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Rihanna Shooting Full Auto at Gun Range in Vegas (Video)

MrColionNoir — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 06:20:04 +0000

Rihanna is sexy no matter how many time I try to say she’s only kind of sexy. Personally, I think more girls are attracted to her than I am. I can lie and say I was not interested in seeing Rihanna shooting at a gun range like most of us have done many times. The truth is, I am just as susceptible to being star struck by a siren like Rihanna firing a gun as any other person who lives a “normal” life.

I have to say, I would be pissed if I was firing away on my lane and suddenly forced off because miss pound the river wants to take two shots of an AR. She’s sexy and all but I am a gun enthusiast first and a perv second. It usually amazes me how when a celeb shows support for or against guns its a huge deal. Considering Brad Pitts most recent comments on gun control I tend to wonder how much of a role should celebrities play in the gun community? Celebrities are humans too, kind of.

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Who Needs 2 Chainz When You have 2 Pistols

MrColionNoir — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 03:30:02 +0000

I like overly tattooed women like I like rims on my car. Rims are great for showing off and having fun, but when it comes to serious tasks like taking a road trip I can do without the rims/excessive tattoo. Rims tend to be more trouble than they are worth, but sometimes the hassles worth it.

Meet Two Pistols and A Sword Girl.

Every time I look at these pictures “bands will make her dance” starts playing in my mind. “Two Pistols girl” is sexy all by her self but man those tattoos put her on a completely different level. The two pistol tattoos make it that much better. From the looks of it the two pistols seem to be Ruger SR-9s or SR9c. Her “desires of retardation” face that she is making is not exactly ideal, but it’s better than duck face.

I like the Ruger SR series, but I think I would of been even more impressed with a pair of HK USPs.

Hat Tip: The Chive

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Simply Awesome!

MrColionNoir — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 14:25:52 +0000

There is Nothing sexier then good videography, Guns and random pieces of food and soda being slowly destroyed by bullets. ok, maybe there are some things sexier, they usually have breast and smell better than I do. I envy the production in this video and I hope the creator makes more. In the mean time enjoy.

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Zoe Saldana and Her Berretta PX4 Storm

MrColionNoir — Tue, 18 Sep 2012 01:00:29 +0000

Personally, I thought Colombiana kind of sucked and the PX4 Storm isn’t exactly at the top of my next purchase list. However, I do love me some gun porn. I’m not talking about the typical, chick with massive fun bags in a bathing suit with a Barrett .50 Cal gun porn. I like my gun porn a little more artistic.

Think Juxtaposition.

I came across these pictures of Ms. Saldana and I was instantly in love. I’m sure these were promo shots from her role in Colombiana but weren’t really utilized. I always felt the PX4 Storm to be a gun most women would find attractive. The PX4 storm does not come across as agressive and utilitarian as say the Glock, XD’s and Sigs. Suffice it to say, Zoe and her PX4 Storm are a match made in heaven. Enjoy.

GQ Magazine – Zoe Saldana from Two Penguins on Vimeo.

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