I know enough gun owners to know that 90% of gun owners are walking around with an undiagnosed mental illness that I like to call Tactical Instant Gratificationitis.

Tactical Instant Gratificationitis is when you build a gun on a companies website and when they call you and tell you your gun is ready, instead of waiting for them to send it to your FFL, you call up your friends who also suffer from this made-up but very real illness and tell them you’re taking a road trip to Staccato in Georgetown Tx to pick up a gun.

Oh, and it also so happens that these friends that suffer from that made-up very real Disease also own Porsche 911 GT3s that they’re looking for an excuse to drive.

So, that’s what we did.